haggard from her battle (psychologically terrorizing my mom’s golden retriever for hours) the warrior (inbred 9 pound cat) cautiously trods towards the celebratory banquet (Rae Dunn bowl full of kibble)
who remembers barbie as the princess and the pauper? now THAT’S a movie that deserves a broadway-bound stage adaptation. the barking cat might be hard to cast but it’s a challenge i’d be willing to take on
Okay but to add onto this, you can go and get the original voice actor for Preminger since not only does Martin Short look like his character, but he has also been in multiple Broadway shows [goodbye girl, Little Me revival and his own show, Fame Becomes Me] and while he can’t break his legs to do some of the kicks Prem does, you can’t replace Marty with anyone else as Preminger.
If you don’t love and worship Preminger by now, then I’m afraid you’re a simpering simpleton. Beg for your forgiveness, for he is the only god who will hear your prayer.
I wanna hire an evil advisor so bad. I want to pay some gay-coded little man to creep around my house saying ominous things and smirking to himself and punctuating every sentence with an evil little laugh while I pretend to be totally oblivious. And of course I ignore his evil advice, but I always have an excuse as to why, and he unconvincingly pretends to be
okay with it, but later that night I hear him
having an absolute meltdown in his room until he comes up with a new evil plan and bursts into a musical number that
ends with maniacal laughter which continues for about 10 minutes
Sorry I can’t come I’m too exhausted because I used up all my energy today restraining myself from slapping Julians fat juicy ass into the next dimension
I was having a rather lovely dream which then turned into a nightmare. There were naked women in both parts.The first one was loving, tender, very generous. The second, significantly moreterrifying. Black hair, devilish eyes, was painting an amphora on her abdomen. You know, the usual
